Everybody F****

Boys do it. Girls do it. Every person who has visited this site has done it. The old do it. The young do it as well. In fact even kids do it. People across different countries & continents do it.

What is amazing is how you can do it anytime anywhere without any issues or problems. Yes sometimes doing it when someone is around is embarrassing & requires guts. But it is something that can be done just about anywhere. Most preferred seems to be the bedroom or the bathroom, some also do it in the kitchen, some on the living room sofa. Some prefer the outdoors, while some find comfort & ease in the car. In fact it can also be done when you are riding the bike. It was known that the employees do it even at their work place it is only now that it is in the news.

There is a lot of emphasis given these days to the position. Which position do you like, is the common question asked these days. Well there are a variety of positions that one can choose from for this. It all depends on one’s comfort level in such a position.

Yes, different people do it with varying sound levels. Some keep it quiet. Some make occasional noises. While a few others enjoy the loudness of it all. They seem to have great satisfaction & relief when they hear that high-pitched sound.

This has become so common & regular these days that we have begun to see this in Hindi movies. Our Hindi films were considered very clean & wholesome family entertainers. But nowadays families themselves have become broadminded & don’t mind taking in this when they watch it on their DVD or at the theatre in front of young & old from their family. Of course whether they watch & hear it in all seriousness or in a happy smiling way depends on the way it is portrayed in the movie.

As most things in life this too sometimes doesn’t happen the way people think it should happen. Sometimes they try too hard & it becomes that much more difficult. Some people consult doctors & take medication to ensure they have a comfortable & joyful existence.

The bottom line is everybody does it. It’s become a way of life. If somebody doesn’t do it he is probably not man enough for it. Or to be fair he’s got a problem & needs some help.

So take it easy & go ahead and do it freely. Enjoy the experience. The high & the relief when it is all over. So what are you waiting for go ahead and F***.

FART, I mean.